LeBron

Akron-native in a recent turncoat-mistake-of-a-lifetime shocks the world with an hour-long press release by leaving his 'native' Northeast Ohio in the biggest backstabbing spectacle in modern sports history. We 'witnessed' "King James" sell his soul to become chump change, showing his true colors (red/black) to be those of ignorance and treason. Here's to #6 down in Jiggy-ass "South Beach." Fabulously corny, LeBron James.